How do you like them apples

Eve Chats with God
Ok, wait. Before you read this keep in mind it's just for laughs, no offense intended. I received it via email and thought I'd share since it struck my funny bone. If you have a sense of humor please continue other wise, stop now.

Eve:   "Lord, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Eve?"

I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy.

"And why is that Eve?"

"Lord, I am lonely and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"Man? What is that Lord?"

A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way the he will satisfy your physical needs. He'll will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but the catch Lord?'

"Well......you can have him on  one condition."

"And what's that Lord?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self admiring...so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be 
our little secret....you know, woman to woman."