A blonde, after driving every car in town, tells the salesman she wants to make a purchase. The car salesman sets it up for the blonde and her husband to come in the next day to make the transaction. He assures her the car she wants will be pulled from the lot and taken to be detailed.
The next day the blonde has a really bad morning with naughty dogs, insurance men and accident reports. As she is driving the little red riding truck in town to take care of the mentioned irritants she notices her new car is still sitting in the lot with the doors open and the hood up along with all the other cars for sale.
Her already heated blood is now boiling and she swings into the car lot and closes the car doors. As she is struggling to put the hood down, the salesman approaches her.
Salesman: "Can I help you?"
The irritated blonde in a sarcastic tone: "What are you trying to do, sell my car?
The salesman: "This isn't your car."
The blonde: "It's not?"
The salesman: "Your car is in the shop getting detailed, aren't you and your husband coming down later to sign for it?"
The blonde: "So this isn't my car."
The salesman: "No."
The blonde: "Oh, um yes, we are coming down later."
The salesman: "OK see you this afternoon."
The blonde calling out to the salesman as he is walking away: "Would you like me to open the car doors for you."
The salesman: "Nope."
Later that day the blonde and her husband meet up with the car salesman.
The salesman, as he is walking with the blonde and her husband, points to other cars and says: "This isn't your car, this isn't your car, that's your car," as it is sitting all pretty and detailed ready for me to drive.
24 comments:
Ooops!! I think I would have had to same reaction - Giggle!
he he...I can';t tell you how many times I go to the wrong car as we are out and about and get ready to leave..my husband always has a chuckle! ;D
Oh you poor darling.
Sounds like something I would do. Especially when I'm in a tizzy.
Oops! I probably would have done the same thing.
:) - some days are just that kind of crazy... no worries, with any luck your new car will last until that salesman retires and you'll never have to know that he has been telling that story to every other guy that comes in the place!
Doh! Well hopefully you don't have to take it back there to get serviced ever.
Saimi, you crack me up. Your car is beautiful and smelled so new :)
OK, that is funny!
I'm sorry you had a bad day with a bunch of nincompoops, but you certainly looked wise............(wink)
Hi Saimi!
That's hilarious! You really should send it to Reader's Digest - you really were having a blond moment . . . heheheh . . . we love you anyway!
Hugs,
Barb
I think this brings up a crisis in America and we should all protest - 'Cars all have the same colors and look alike'! I think we should get to paint the cars in our own color scheme - that way I will always know which one is my car ... and nobody will want to park near it! Congrats on new car! W.C.C.
That is too funny! Glad your car is all fixed!
Sandy
Oh my gosh, that is hysterical.!!! I can picture the whole thing
laughed out loud with salesman saying to you and hubby ..."this isn't your car, and this isn't your car".
(I think you had him scarred..)
Oh, this made me roar with laughter! Thank you for sharing!
I have a siver Toyota Corola. I see a car like mine twenty times a day .LOL
Hi this is Munir over here at Focus. Your blog makes me realize that I am not loosing my mind.
Cute story.
How embarrassing! Hahahahaha! I'll you gave that salesman a fun story to share!
I meant to say, I'll BET you gave that salesman a fun story to share. Sheesh.
Haha! Brunettes are just as capable of making similar mistakes. I hate when I try to open a car door that isn't mine, but looks like mine and the alarm goes off. SO embarrassing.
Your story was embarrassing too. Hee hee. Thanks for sharing!
Ha! That sounds like something I would do and I have not a single blonde hair on my head. Yay for your pretty car!
A easy mistake to make :-) I'm always jumping the gun and getting myself wound up when I don't need to be! Glad it turned out well in the end though...
Oh I needed that good laugh. You are so blonde!
Eek! I totally would have done that ;) Glad you can laugh about it now. Oh wait... are you? :)
Ohhhh, that is hilarious! I love your stories. Glad to know I am not the only one that loses it sometimes. :) :)
No!! That is hilarious!
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