You know your friend is a Redneck when......

 you're invited to his birthday and you have to bring your own chair and radio.
                                                   
You know your friend is a Redneck when you notice his wind chime is made from glass bottles and fish hooks.

                                                                               
You know your friend is a Redneck when you go to get a slice of birthday cake and you find Hostess treats instead.

                                                     
You know your friend is a Redneck when his speaker stand is a tire.

                                           
You know your friend is a Redneck when you have to shell your own peanuts,

                                     and the potato salad is a variety of chips.                    

 

 You know your friend is a Redneck when he decorates with Christmas lights and antlers.

                                                                                                                     
You know your friend is a Redneck when his briefcase is made by Fruit of the Loom and his drink holder is a toilet plunger.

                                          
      Great party! Happy 50th you old Redneck!